Cole Hauser Gets Dazed and Confused on Bystander's Ass
Cole Hauser, the firecrotch guy with the NY accent in Dazed and Confused and some early Damon/Affleck flicks, was spotted recently at Howe's Market in Malibu. More specifically, he was Good Potato Salad Hunting in the deli section.
Hauser seemed to be having a D&C flashback as he mistook his shopping cart for a paddle and swatted it across my source's ass. Source turned around and Hauser looked mortified, having mistaken her for an incoming freshman and not a shopper trying to get her meat slices on.
