Janice Dickinson Struts Her Crazy Ass at the Gym, Looks "Gross"
Janice Dickinson used to be hot. But most people who are young enough to know how to find this blogpost on the internets are too young to remember that time. We only know her as the crazy bitch she is today.
Dickinson was spotted at Equinox West Hollywood at 9am this morning. 9am!? I would hate to be that assistant who had to get her out of her oxygen tank at that early hour. I'm sure said assistant comes prepared though - dressed in some sort of football/SWAT hybrid of a protective uniform.
My source reported that Dickinson was sans makeup (which she thought was an improvement for the world's first supermodel) but still looked,"totally gross." The Face of Crazy was heard asking someone else if they thought the Birkin Bag was worth the price. It is unclear if Dickinson was talking to an actual Birkin bag at the time.
Dickinson was spotted at Equinox West Hollywood at 9am this morning. 9am!? I would hate to be that assistant who had to get her out of her oxygen tank at that early hour. I'm sure said assistant comes prepared though - dressed in some sort of football/SWAT hybrid of a protective uniform.
My source reported that Dickinson was sans makeup (which she thought was an improvement for the world's first supermodel) but still looked,"totally gross." The Face of Crazy was heard asking someone else if they thought the Birkin Bag was worth the price. It is unclear if Dickinson was talking to an actual Birkin bag at the time.
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Haha. I saw her show once...The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. I think that was what it was called. All I remember was that she thought all the models sucked and complained for hours on end.
Yup, she's pretty, um...interesting. Kind of along the lines of Britney Spears in a "used to be good, but not so much anymore" kind of way.