How did Scary and Murphy end up together in the first place? We know he digs chicks with dicks, but I'm pretty sure Mel B is a real chick - no dick. In any case, I hope the baby grows up to be a singing comedian.
This might be my worst blog post ever. I was up all night worried about Nastia Liukin taking her bouncing onto her head dismount from the uneven bars out on cute little Shawn Johnson. So yeah, I'm kinda beat.